Deckies r US

[bowl]

I just need to driver to have trailer ready for when I come in from fishing, so I can just drive boat on trailer at ramp n not have to wait in line for a hour ...

[StarrangerAU]

This is just like Born2Fish's Guiding Service...except your marketing & grasp of the English language is far superior

Mr Matt,

a) You're supposed to lead with a compliment before issuing the insult /s

b) please note tongue is firmly placed in cheek

c) shhhh keep it quiet but I am just trying to drum up a ride on a boat on a weekend this season.

Star

[Lightningx]

Interesting. So how many deckies you got atm mate?

[StarrangerAU]

Interesting. So how many deckies you got atm mate?

Well you know, things are a bit fluid at the moment. A tremendous amount of interest on all social platforms, as you would expect, so we're umm forecasting big thing, lots of boats, lots of happy fisher-folk. Women fisher-folk are very interested, a niche market rarely catered for... so you know.. ummm bigger than ben hur really.

*cough * one

[DougieK]

It actually took me until the last post to realise that you're actually joking and doing a pretty good job of it. Given some of the things i've seen people post on here I genuinely wasn't sure, well played.

Goodluck for your weekend ride.

[Mattblack]

This is just like Born2Fish's Guiding Service...except your marketing & grasp of the English language is far superior

Mr Matt,

a) You're supposed to lead with a compliment before issuing the insult /s

b) please note tongue is firmly placed in cheek

c) shhhh keep it quiet but I am just trying to drum up a ride on a boat on a weekend this season.

Star

Depending who you barrack for, if you turn up to the ramp before I do and don't bang sinkers on my hull, you'll be in with a chance

[StarrangerAU]

I just need to driver to have trailer ready for when I come in from fishing, so I can just drive boat on trailer at ramp n not have to wait in line for a hour ...

Ahh yes indeed sir, in which case you will be terrifically interested my other business ' Valets R Us' . Available at most good boat ramps, ask for them by name.

[Kimtown]

Being a hard working and honest member of the union, who's on the government payroll (aka paid by the good taxpayers of fish-vic) I feel it's my duty to take late notice (weather dependent) personal well-being days to go fishing.

Providing you are open to last minute plans, I'd have a spot for you here and there

[Jasonfish1234]

This joke horrorable for me. But I'll stay for shenanigans

[4liters]

This joke horrorable for me. But I'll stay for shenanigans

Pretty sure shenanigans are banned here now