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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by Kimtown » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:06 pm

rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:32 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:45 pm
Mattblack wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:10 pm
Kimtown wrote:
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Maybe build some new Jet ski only ramps away from the public....that would solve multiple issues
Where can I sign for this
The prodigal son returns!
If Nudeup had his way, you'd only be allowed around Seal Rocks or Hamilton Island. I'm all for helping out jet skiers if it means they aren't buggerising around on the ramp with flat batteries, bad fuel or taking selfies whilst everyone else is trying to launch.
Still not as bad as trailer sailors...don't get me started with those arrogant t&^ds
You cry baby boaties always have something to whinge about sitting up on your high horses

I'd spit in your smug face as I zoom past you at 90 clicks and scare all your parrot fish away
Ever been in a punch up at a boat ramp Kimtown?
Nope, never at a boat ramp. Why do you ask 2 dogs?

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by saph » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:19 pm

Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:06 pm
rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:32 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:45 pm
Mattblack wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:10 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 1:36 pm


Where can I sign for this
The prodigal son returns!
If Nudeup had his way, you'd only be allowed around Seal Rocks or Hamilton Island. I'm all for helping out jet skiers if it means they aren't buggerising around on the ramp with flat batteries, bad fuel or taking selfies whilst everyone else is trying to launch.
Still not as bad as trailer sailors...don't get me started with those arrogant t&^ds
You cry baby boaties always have something to whinge about sitting up on your high horses

I'd spit in your smug face as I zoom past you at 90 clicks and scare all your parrot fish away
Ever been in a punch up at a boat ramp Kimtown?
Nope, never at a boat ramp. Why do you ask 2 dogs?
Because i sense there may be one soon.

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by cobby » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:25 pm

Can't sense the sarcasm?

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by Kimtown » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:32 pm

saph wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:19 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:06 pm
rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:32 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:45 pm
Mattblack wrote:
Wed Mar 27, 2019 2:10 pm

The prodigal son returns!
If Nudeup had his way, you'd only be allowed around Seal Rocks or Hamilton Island. I'm all for helping out jet skiers if it means they aren't buggerising around on the ramp with flat batteries, bad fuel or taking selfies whilst everyone else is trying to launch.
Still not as bad as trailer sailors...don't get me started with those arrogant t&^ds
You cry baby boaties always have something to whinge about sitting up on your high horses

I'd spit in your smug face as I zoom past you at 90 clicks and scare all your parrot fish away
Ever been in a punch up at a boat ramp Kimtown?
Nope, never at a boat ramp. Why do you ask 2 dogs?
Because i sense there may be one soon.
I'd hope Mattblack and rb85 would be clever enough to work out my post was tongue in cheek... Considering the irony of me being a boat owner and all, which I know they are well aware of.

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by rb85 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:36 pm

Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:32 pm
saph wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:19 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:06 pm
rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:32 pm
Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:45 pm

You cry baby boaties always have something to whinge about sitting up on your high horses

I'd spit in your smug face as I zoom past you at 90 clicks and scare all your parrot fish away
Ever been in a punch up at a boat ramp Kimtown?
Nope, never at a boat ramp. Why do you ask 2 dogs?
Because i sense there may be one soon.
I'd hope rb85 would be clever enough to work out my post was tongue in cheek... Considering the irony of me being a boat owner and all, which I know he's well aware of.
Well aware of the sarcasm mate I got no issue with you wonder how the ski would be received.

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by rb85 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:38 pm

Just dont send me a derogatory pm

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by rb85 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:40 pm

cobby wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:25 pm
Can't sense the sarcasm?
Probably not ....

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by Kimtown » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:47 pm

rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:38 pm
Just dont send me a derogatory pm
:rofl:

Not until you become a self entitled whinging ***** anyway...

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by rb85 » Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:50 pm

Kimtown wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:47 pm
rb85 wrote:
Fri Mar 29, 2019 9:38 pm
Just dont send me a derogatory pm
:rofl:

Not until you become a self entitled whinging ***** anyway...
Jesus I didn't want to have to try and get abuse.

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Re: Making Boating Better For Victorians

Post by Lightningx » Fri Mar 29, 2019 10:44 pm

Time to sit back with the popcorn :)

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