The Australian Yowie

[Nightwish]

David Attenborough can film 2 crabs having sex on the floor of a 10 km deep ocean but we can't get legit footage of some 13 foot 9 - stick out like a sore thumb - ogre of a beast when every man and his dog has a camera on them nowadays?
Yeah nah

l think you are right but a small part of me would like to think they are real.
:cheers:

[Yowie..]

https://youtu.be/X8QZ0kNUhsk

So many of these cases..

[rb85]

For f sake yowie you supplied a ;ink to a story from the US to support the vic yowie

[Stumpjumper]

YouTube is full of this sort of bull mate.

[Yowie..]

Ok so yowies dont exist, no proof at all of there existence apart from a few hundred thousand sightings, thousands of fake photos and fake footprints, ancient aboriginal drawings (they obviously knew we were coming and wanted to play a funny prank on us in the future).. well they got me good!
Well glad that ones all sorted.

Have yous ever seen a bunyip? Ive seen quite a few, Phillip island is crawling with them fellas.. but in todays terms we refer to them as seals. Aquatic animal with smooth skin, large round eyes and they jump out of water and lay on the land.. so the bunyip is real

Drop bears also existed, australian mega fauna had the marsupial lion (thylacaleo) it was the top predator that was the only animal that could take down megalania witch was the giant lizard weighing up to almost 2 tons, the marsupial lion had opposable thumbs and could climb any tree and thats where it would sit and wait to drop onto its prey, he died off thousands of years ago and nobody has claimed to of seen him since.
Wonder why the ancient aboriginals would make up the yowie and lie about it. Drop bears bunyips and yowies are our mythical animals, 1 defently did live here, 1 still does live here and the 1 witch happens to be world wide is made up..
Wonder why that is

[Kimtown]

I am convinced this is a troll at this point lol

Seals = bunyips.. wat

[Yowie..]

I am convinced this is a troll at this point lol

Seals = bunyips.. wat

Haha weird one hey, its the only animal that fits the description, seals are found a long way up rivers and in flooded billabongs. Aboriginals told there children that they would jump out of the water and eat them if they got to close to the water, no pool fencing back then so had to find other ways to keep the kids away from the water. This is also the victorian version, further up north the bunyip is ment to have the body of a crocodile witch equals crocodile, another reason for kids to keep away from the river banks.
The ghindaring was a small 4ft hairy monster that only came out at night to take children only, kids stayed around adults at night that way and wouldn't wonder off into the bush.

[Kimtown]

I am convinced this is a troll at this point lol

Seals = bunyips.. wat

Haha weird one hey, its the only animal that fits the description, seals are found a long way up rivers and in flooded billabongs. Aboriginals told there children that they would jump out of the water and eat them if they got to close to the water, no pool fencing back then so had to find other ways to keep the kids away from the water. This is also the victorian version, further up north the bunyip is ment to have the body of a crocodile witch equals crocodile, another reason for kids to keep away from the river banks.
The ghindaring was a small 4ft hairy monster that only came out at night to take children only, kids stayed around adults at night that way and wouldn't wonder off into the bush.

That somewhat makes sense I guess! Never really thought about it like that.

[rb85]

Went for a drive on Tuesday arvo through hilly bushland with plantation forest and agricultural land mixed adjacent to a state park.
Saw Lyrebirds, roos, koalas even a deer but went home bitterly disappointed not to witness a Yowie or panther.

[Stumpjumper]

Did you see any seals maybe?