Hiding eggs for Easter

[Bugatti]

Happy Easter to you too mate

Cheers Bud

I am not creative enough for this one so I’ll leave it to the eggsperts

Tim, I see eggsactly what you did there , , , , you're a good egg

I don't see eggscetera eggcetera

You are right, re-tyred, I did a closer eggsamination and I couldn't see that either. No re-treads on you :thumbsup:

I remember when I was a kid, I was a 'runny' kid, running and 'scrambled' around the house only to find 'soldiers', did that all night until the sun shows its 'sunny side up'.
I was tired, and guess what my mom cooked for breakfast?

List of Egg puns (for your reference):

Eggsperience (experience), Eggsamine (examine), Neggativity (negativity), Eggstraordinary (extraordinary), Eggsist (exist), eggstract (extract), eggsercise (exercise), eggsistential (existential), eggserpt (except), eggsample (example), eggsacerbate (exacerbate), eggsamine (examine), eggsact (exact), eggsasperate (exasperate), eggsclusive (exclusive), eggsited (excited), eggsellent (excellent), eggsess (excess), eggsempt (exempt), eggsemplify (exemplify), eggsecution (execution), eggsfoliate (exfoliate), eggshibit (exhibit), eggshaust (exhaust), eggsausted (exhausted), eggsibition (exhibition), eggsilarating (exhilarating), eggshale (exhale), eggsist (exist), eggsit (exit), eggsotic (exotic), eggsorbitant (exorbitant), eggspect (expect), eggsquisite (exquisite), eggstension (extension), eggstrapolate (extrapolate), eggstensive (extensive), eggstraordinary (extraordinary), eggsuberant (exuberant) and eggsude (exude).

Eggscrutiating!!!!

Eggsactly Dave, I've come to eggspect anything

[saph]

This thread is already eggsorbitant and sinking faster then a egg in a cup of water.

[smile0784]

I think we need some eggsperts on here to judge

[Sebb]

I'm just gonna have some eggnog while reading this funny post.
Oh wait... That's not a pun...

[Bugatti]

I think we need some eggsperts on here to judge

Eggscellent idea smile, we do need a Judge

I'm just gonna have some eggnog while reading this funny post.
Oh wait... That's not a pun...

Drink as much eggnog as you like Seb, just don't get leggless

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[smile0784]

Lol

[smile0784]

Do we have any eggeptional eggnerlers on here to?

[Bugatti]

Do we have any eggeptional eggnerlers on here to?

Um, I don't think we do , , , ,

But we do have "The Yolker"

[smile0784]

1. Why did the new egg feel so good?
Because he just got laid!

2. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!

3. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?

4. What did Snow White name her hen?
Egg White!

5. Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!

6. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast?
It’s so hard to beat.

7. How did the omelet find out she was ill?
She had a medical eggs-am!

8. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?
Egg-scuse me!

9. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

10. What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!

11. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?
Poaching!

12. Where can you go to learn more about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!

13. What do you call a smart omelet?
An egg head!

14. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been?
Eggs marks the spot!

15. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the off season?
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!

16. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?
Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.

17. How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push!

18. Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe?
She wanted to hatchet.

19. How does the Easter Bunny feel after she’s made all her deliveries?
Eggs-hausted!

20. Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!


21. What was the motivation egg speaker’s slogan?
Sunny side up!

22. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?
Omelettin’ it slide this time.

23. What did the angry egg parent say to her child?
You’re such a rotten egg!

24. How would you describe a baby egg on Christmas morning?
Absolutely egg-static!

25. What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.

26. How does a hen leave it’s house?
Through the eggs-it.

27. How do you know if a chef is mean?
He beats all the eggs.

28. How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.

29. What sport are eggs best at?
Running.

30. Why did the man steal his eggs?
He liked ’em poached.

[Lightningx]

1. Why did the new egg feel so good?
Because he just got laid!

2. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!

3. What did the egg say after it was ghosted?
Why the hell are you egg-noring me?

4. What did Snow White name her hen?
Egg White!

5. Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!

6. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast?
It’s so hard to beat.

7. How did the omelet find out she was ill?
She had a medical eggs-am!

8. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her?
Egg-scuse me!

9. Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

10. What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!

11. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?
Poaching!

12. Where can you go to learn more about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia!

13. What do you call a smart omelet?
An egg head!

14. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been?
Eggs marks the spot!

15. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the off season?
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!

16. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites?
Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.

17. How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push!

18. Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe?
She wanted to hatchet.

19. How does the Easter Bunny feel after she’s made all her deliveries?
Eggs-hausted!

20. Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!


21. What was the motivation egg speaker’s slogan?
Sunny side up!

22. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?
Omelettin’ it slide this time.

23. What did the angry egg parent say to her child?
You’re such a rotten egg!

24. How would you describe a baby egg on Christmas morning?
Absolutely egg-static!

25. What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.

26. How does a hen leave it’s house?
Through the eggs-it.

27. How do you know if a chef is mean?
He beats all the eggs.

28. How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.

29. What sport are eggs best at?
Running.

30. Why did the man steal his eggs?
He liked ’em poached.

Haha some good ones in there :thumbsup: