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Sick of this wind

Post by Wolly Bugger » Thu May 30, 2019 5:26 pm

Boy am I sick of this wind, it has been strong enough to blow the dog off of the chain.

Luckily I covered the boat, before all this wind or else I would have been blown into tomorrow trying to put the tarp over the boat.

more puns about the wind. Please

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Bugatti » Thu May 30, 2019 5:37 pm

This wind has been so strong, that when I went to go do a fart , , , , the wind blew it back in :o_0:

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Tackleberry » Thu May 30, 2019 6:03 pm

I told the miss's that the wind was so strong that it blew me in to the pub as I was driving past . :cheers: :cheers:
"When the people fear the Govn't, that is Tyrany, when the Govn't fear the people, that is Liberty"

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Tackleberry » Thu May 30, 2019 6:04 pm

The wind is so cold ATM it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey......
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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by fishnut » Thu May 30, 2019 9:43 pm

Tackleberry wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 6:04 pm
The wind is so cold ATM it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey......
I've never seen a brass monkey,must be extinct with all this wind lol

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Whiskers » Thu May 30, 2019 11:16 pm

Tackleberry wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 6:04 pm
The wind is so cold ATM it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey......
The story goes that cannonballs used to be stored aboard ship in piles, on a brass frame or tray called a 'monkey'. In very cold weather the brass would contract, spilling the cannonballs: hence very cold weather is 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'.
:o_0:

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Bugatti » Thu May 30, 2019 11:27 pm

You can't go past this "windy" scene from the movie "The Seven Year Itch"

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Sebb » Fri May 31, 2019 6:15 am

Wish it's diff kind of wind.

"Wind the reel, keep winding that reel boy, keep winding, you doing great...that marlin is only about 400m out, keep winding..."
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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by fishnut » Fri May 31, 2019 7:33 am

Whiskers wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 11:16 pm
Tackleberry wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 6:04 pm
The wind is so cold ATM it would freeze the balls of a brass monkey......
The story goes that cannonballs used to be stored aboard ship in piles, on a brass frame or tray called a 'monkey'. In very cold weather the brass would contract, spilling the cannonballs: hence very cold weather is 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'.
:o_0:
Thx for the info

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Re: Sick of this wind

Post by Lightningx » Fri May 31, 2019 9:18 am

I’m over it as well!
Actually the weather all this week has been crap...haven’t been able to plan anything.

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