Random Fishing joke

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Random Fishing joke

Post by FishHunter81 » Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:43 pm

Not sure if any have been told similar but here goes.

What is the difference between a land based fisho and a boat fisho? Pretty simple... One fishes from land and the other uses a handicap



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Re: Random Fishing joke

Post by Nude up » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:41 pm

Should be the other throws money in a bottomless pit

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Post by Aaron75 » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:44 pm

Lol, I've been saying it for a long time. A boat is an expensive attempt to fill the hole where knowledge should go.

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Post by smile0784 » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:48 pm

What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock?
I don’t know. What?
A hook, line and stinker

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Re: Random Fishing joke

Post by smile0784 » Wed Jul 10, 2019 5:49 pm

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
I’m stumped.
A big-mouthed bass!

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